Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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