I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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