what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
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hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
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i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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