suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
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dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
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Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
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