sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
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I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
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Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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