I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
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God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
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Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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