you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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