i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
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