I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
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