brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Don't you send me to vm
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
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What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
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I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
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