Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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