so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
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