How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
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She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
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I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
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