last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
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ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
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Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
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