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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  can you have the cops turn on the gps locator on my phone...i just woke up in a Hooters uniform and I have no idea where I am...

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.

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• (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.

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• (956): View more from Texas

  Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.

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• (903): View more from Texas

  Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business

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• (727): View more from Florida

  I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!

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