when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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