The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
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