Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
Randomize