yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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