Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
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I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
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I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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