Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
fuck your aforementioned shoe
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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