Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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