u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
it's like heaven, but drunker
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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