you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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