Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
accomplished twins. life is a go
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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