So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
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she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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