Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
Randomize
