honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
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you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
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I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
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