There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Randomize
