What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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