This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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