The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
i came on her dog
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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