for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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