My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
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