I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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