Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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