Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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