Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
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For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
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Naked Twister starts at high noon
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
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