Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
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Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
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Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
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