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(313): View more from Michigan

They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.

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Something like a penis light saber.

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(313): They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary. (313): Something like a penis light saber. http://tfl.nu/96lm

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(702): View more from Nevada

you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?

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oh that explains alot.

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(702): you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up? (1-702): oh that explains alot. http://tfl.nu/a8xe

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(213): View more from California

are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town

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well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT

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(213): are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town (1-213): well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT http://tfl.nu/kbwd

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(217): View more from Illinois

You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk

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(217): You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk http://tfl.nu/jf67

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex

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(610): what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex http://tfl.nu/02xp

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(217): View more from Illinois

I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.

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(217): I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel. http://tfl.nu/8hwr

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(406): View more from Montana

You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt

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That literally makes no sense

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Exactly

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(406): You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt (1-406): That literally makes no sense (406): Exactly http://tfl.nu/db6l

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(314): View more from Missouri

Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place

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(314): Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place http://tfl.nu/v09l

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(928): View more from Arizona

You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.

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(928): You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today. http://tfl.nu/ne6p

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(208): View more from Idaho

Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere

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(208): Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere http://tfl.nu/5ite

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(618): View more from Illinois

My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow

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(618): My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow http://tfl.nu/gob3

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(561): View more from Florida

In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm

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Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots

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(561): In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm (561): Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots http://tfl.nu/w2ja

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(+61): View more from Australia

who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive

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(+61): who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive http://tfl.nu/gln7

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(469): View more from Texas

I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.

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(469): I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real. http://tfl.nu/da4u

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.

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(814): I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro. http://tfl.nu/ilnn

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