dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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