what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
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I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
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VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
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