I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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