It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
organizing the empties. That sober.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
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The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
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Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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