I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
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