So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
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Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
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