Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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