My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
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