dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
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I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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