if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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