We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
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