I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
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He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
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Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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