Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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