Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
This house was built for laser tag.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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