Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
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I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
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Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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