false alarm. still invincible.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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