well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Sorry my hands just texted you
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Randomize
