I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
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It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
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His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
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