"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
ugly people sure do ruin things
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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