To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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