We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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