You can't motorboat a personality
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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